Kool Aid Man And Shrek

One night something reeeeeeeeeeeely wierd happened 2 me dat I will never forget!!!!!!!

12:41 AM

I was sleeping but then a sound woke me up. I went downstairs and heard noises dat sounded like water splashing around. Then blood started coming out of the bathroom door. I opened it..... But it was just the kool aid man taking a pe I went to sleep. Then I heard another noise that wasn't water. I felt something touch me... It was shrek.

Shrek had a gun

Shrek held his gun up to my head and said "Get out of my swamp". I pushed him away and tried to jump out my window but I didn't have a window!!! Then something scary happened...
A skeleton popped out...
We all died...